MAN SURVIVAL KIT
I always get EXTREMELY irritated when I meet a man and one of the following happens:
1. He has bad breath..like a small pet just up and died in his mouth
2. His off-the-rack clothes fit very poorly (either he has on smedium or double double XXL)
3. His odor overpowers my sense of smell and nearly renders me unconscious
4. He has stains on the most vital parts of his clothing…what was HE doing before?
5. He has the “ashy Larry ” syndrome–meaning white knuckles, chapped hands, dry face, cracked skin, unforgiveable ash on legs, etc.
As according to my hubby, this is your MAN survival kit (keep it with you at all times–car, briefcase, manbag, i.e. wherever it is handy and accessible):
Keep in mind that I am referring to small containers of the following items… (my hubby says keep it in the armrest or glove compartment of car)
small mouth wash
floss
cologne
small toothbrush and paste (have you ever heard of Brush-Ups?)
small lotion
gum or altoids
chapstick–NO VASELINE, PLEASE!
Tide stick (no, you are not a girly-man if you care about keeping your outfit clean…)
For the upgrade:
Business men “should” keep extra white shirt, tie, and cufflinks.
For the EXTRA upgrade:
Wear bespoke clothing, i.e. custom made, hire a stylist, and keep it moving…
For more man essentials and style tips, check out Be Better Guys.
Man day has officially ended. Men take note and keep it stylish!
