Strictly Fab Health: Cankle Craziness

If you are not hip to contemporary ways to categorize other people’s (or your own) areas of fat, let me update you:

Muffin top: when a woman’s (or man’s) stomach spills over the top of their pants creating a muffin silhouette.

Dunlap: when a person’s stomachs laps over their belt. Similar to a muffin top but more closely resembles a beer belly

Spillage: when a woman’s bosom spills out of whatever obviously too tight piece of attire that is causing them to be on salacious display

And now  for a word that was once the butt of many 90s jokes: cankles.  Cankles is defined below as found in the Urban Dictionary.  Pick whichever definition that fits your situation:

1.  The absence of a defined ankle on a person – whereby the calf of the leg merges directly into the foot. The calf appears to replace the ankle – hence the term “cankle”.

Whoa, did you see the cankles on the chick? Looks like she has tree stumps for legs!

2.  A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently “Cankle” comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.

Look at the cankles on that fat lady!

3.  An ankle of a fat person in which the the ankle and the calf appear seamless.

That girl must have weighed at least 500 pounds! Did you see the cankles on her?

Take a peep this video from The Today Show to find out you can banish cankles into eternity:

I think that surgery may be a bit extreme and I would prefer liposuction on other parts of my body, but if you like it, I love it…
Keep it strictly stylish!